ninninja24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLY3R32DSEA

So, not only is it projected that the average temperature this summer will stay around 33°C (or around 91ºF for you Americans), but I keep seeming to have to walk outside for some reason. Walking the dog, walking to a friends, doing chores, getting groceries, etc. I just want to lay inside all day next to my fan. On the flip side of things, the heat is making the world retarded, seemingly for my amusement. You have people challenging each other to pepper eating contests, people siphoning Freon out of ACs (http://www.lfpress.com/news/canada/2012/07/04/19952166.html), planes sinking into the tarmac (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comm

So, after not being able to sleep Wed night through a collection of several beeping humidifiers and being manhandled by a drunk during a 3 AM stroll, I assumed that my body would be tired enough tonight that I needn't worry about trying to fall asleep. Guess again. So not only is my body not tired even after spending an hour in the damn heat, but my mother comes down around midnight looking for Jack since she hadn't seen him in a couple of days. Jack, being a bunny who has destroyed $200 worth of controllers and Xbox cables, was not in my good books. So when I searched for him in our basement and discovered his dead body I didn't feel anythi